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The Stinky Middle Ages

Now do we really care how many times Mila Kunis bathes her children? Or for that matter, how many times Ashton Kutcher showers or the hygiene habits of any modern celebrity? (For our international friends, this has been a big topic of recent discussion on social media in our country.) I’m most concerned about the bathing habits of other people when I’m in Rome in mid-July on a hot and sticky day inside the Sistine Chapel packed with five thousand other people looking up at the ceiling.

Tourists craning their necks to admire the Sistine Chapel. Photo by anonymous (c. 2013). Daily Mail 21 May 2013. www.dailymail.co.uk
Tourists craning their necks to admire the Sistine Chapel. Photo by anonymous (c. 2013). Daily Mail 21 May 2013. www.dailymail.co.uk

I wrote a blog some time ago addressing medieval sleep habits (click here to read the blog, Medieval Sleep Number©️ Bed). The important question in that blog was “Why were beds so short back then?” It’s not what you might think but you’re probably close. So, today I believe we will discuss something most of us do after getting out of bed in the morning . . . namely, bathing habits. After the folks in the Middle Ages crawled out of their short beds, what was their daily hygiene process?

The answer as to whether people from the Middle Ages were, let’s say, aromatic is not clear cut. There are many opinions about bathing frequencies and types of bathing habits. Opinions are formed by studying medieval illustrations, written accounts, and pure conjecture. Some people believe bathing was done on a regular basis while others point to evidence supporting intermittent bathing. I have not run across anyone’s opinion that bathing was totally neglected. Like many historical questions, there is not one simple answer.

Husband and wife bathing. Illustration by anonymous (date unknown).
Husband and wife bathing. Illustration by anonymous (date unknown).

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“Cleopatra in Paris and Full-Frontal Baboons”

One of my favorite sites in Paris (and I have many) is the Place de la Concorde. This giant roundabout has seen its share of historical events from the time of its inception in 1755 to the French Revolution in the late 18th-century and finally, the liberation of Paris from the Nazis in August 1944. Originally known as the Place Louis XV, it is easily recognizable by the two Fontaines de la Concorde based on a theme of rivers and seas, the sculptures representing eight French cities, and of course, the view up the Avenue des Champs-Élysées toward the Arc de Triomphe. However, once in sight of the Place, your eyes are immediately drawn to the tall obelisk standing in the center of the Place. The obelisk is more than three thousand years old and called the Luxor Obelisk. There is another famous obelisk standing in London and it is called “Cleopatra’s Needle.” For those of you who know your Egyptian history, you’ll immediately recognize that naming a 3,000-year-old obelisk after Cleopatra is misleading. I am sure that some people confuse the obelisks and might associate the Paris Luxor Obelisk with Cleopatra.

Luxor Obelisk in Place de la Concorde. Photo by Gerd Eichmann (2017). PD-CCA-Share Alike 4.0 International. Wikimedia Commons.
Luxor Obelisk in Place de la Concorde. Photo by Gerd Eichmann (2017). PD-CCA-Share Alike 4.0 International. Wikimedia Commons.
Cleopatra’s Needle, London, England. Photo by Adrian Pingstone (2004). PD-Author Release. Wikimedia Commons.
Cleopatra’s Needle, London, England. Photo by Adrian Pingstone (2004). PD-Author Release. Wikimedia Commons.

Did You Know?

Did you know that historical “transitions” don’t happen instantaneously? What I mean is that historical events aren’t simply turned on and off by a switch. A great example would be the rise and decline of the Roman Empire. When you ask, “When did the Roman Empire end?” the common response is 500 A.D. Well, it’s not like the Romans were out and the Huns were in at the stroke of midnight on 1 January 500 A.D. There were several hundred years over which the transition took place. The same could be said of the twentieth century’s Cold War, although it took much less time than the demise of the Roman Empire. We tend to think that once World War II was over, we immediately entered into the Cold War with the Soviet Union. While it didn’t take long before Truman and Churchill saw the conflict coming, it took the public quite a while to come to grips with the Soviet threat. Churchill’s famous “Iron Curtain” speech in March 1946 was criticized as being too hawkish and Truman was forced to distance himself from Churchill. The Soviet Union coup of Czechoslovakia in February 1948 established Communist control in that country for the next four decades. It also woke up the American public to Soviet global intentions and as a result, the Cold War was off and running. Today, could it be that a similar pattern with respect to China is beginning to emerge? Travelling through Southeast Asia recently, we saw first-hand the influence of China in that region of the world. It is spread far, and it is deep. With the exception of Singapore and Vietnam, the economies of the other countries we visited appeared to be heavily dependent on China and its vast investments. The Chinese have always taken a long-term approach to their goals. During the 1970s, Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai was once asked what he thought was the significance of the 1789 French Revolution ⏤ almost two hundred years earlier. He responded, “It’s too soon to tell.”


Egyptian Dynasties

A total of thirty-one Egyptian dynasties existed between 3100 B.C. and 332 B.C. (e.g., “1st Dynasty,” “2nd Dynasty,” and so forth). Preceding these between 3200 B.C. and 3100 B.C. was the “Predynastic Period” or “Dynasty 00.” After the 31st Dynasty ended in 332 B.C., the Hellenistic dynasty of Alexander the Great (332 to 309 B.C.) ruled Egypt followed by the Ptolemaic Dynasty (309 to 30 B.C.). The Cleopatra we all know and love was one of the last rulers before Egypt was absorbed into the Roman Empire. Read More “Cleopatra in Paris and Full-Frontal Baboons”